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Futuramatoy_leela

Futurama Leela as Clobberella

Nothing says you understand a person's specific taste like this Leela as Clobberella action figure. It's Futurama's ode to super-heroism without all the ethics and moral code from its characters.

$8.99
Futurama_woodenbender

Futurama Wooden Bender

Futurama fans show your love for this tragically cancelled show with this Wooden Bender. It literally makes no sense. Why is Bender made out of wood, isn't he a robot? If you need wood wouldn't it just snap? Should he really be called snapper?

$89.62
Koala_flashdrive

Koala bear 4GB Flash drive

Store up to 4GB of random bits of information into this cuddly piece of plastic that is shaped to look like a inflated koala bear.

$12.95
Brocade_corset

Brocade Corset with Chain

This is a corset. It has no practical use in modern day society unless you are trying to artificially shrink a woman's waist so that she can fit into an unrealistically tiny Victorian dress. But it will definitely turn heads if you wear it out.

$90.00
Machinist_goggles

Machinist Costume Goggles

Looking for a way to make yourself seem a bit more vintage? Try out these machinist costume goggles. They won't protect your from wielding sparks, but at least you might look fashionable while you are on fire.

$16.17
Alice_punkwatch

Alice in Wonderland Steampunk pocket watch

Follow the rabbit down the hole and never be late for a Queen's beheading again with this Alice in Wonderland inspired steampunk pocket watch and necklace.

$19.99
Pollypocket_comiccon

Justice League Polly Pocket

Your fandom for comic book superheroes and childhood toys collides with this collectible set of Comic Con Justice League Polly Pocket figurines. It's a great gift for people who say they like comic books, but don't really know anything about them.

$96.99
Electronic_pictionary

Electronic Pictionary Man Game

Do you like your friends? Enough to draw with them for hours? If not, get this Electronic Pictionary Man Game, it runs on batteries which means it has to be fun.

$27.38
Decorate_pony

Decorate your own My Little Pony

Not all ponies have to sparkle. Make yours scary as a gremlin or slimy as a snail. We don't know how you would do this, but it's possible when you decorate your own My Little Pony. Destroy the concept of corporate beauty with markers!

$13.99
Mountain_kittens

Mountain Kittens T-shirt

Nothing says class like a picturesque portrait of a mountain of kittens stacked on top of each other, unless you wear that masterpiece boldly as a t-shirt.

$13.82
Wolfmoon_shirt

Three Wolf Moon T-shirt

When you are a part of an anti-corporation demonstration against big oil companies you're going to wish you had this three wolf moon t-shirt. Show people you can be iconoclastic, but also uniquely fashionable with this trendy hipster staple.

$12.98
Unicorn_meat

Canned Unicorn Meat

Sometimes nice things have to die. That is why canned unicorn meat exists. Give it to your kids when they disappoint you.

$12.99
Unicorn_mask

Magical Unicorn Mask

Make every encounter with a stranger more memorable with this magical unicorn mask. It's the perfect get-a-way disguise for when you are trying to escape your irate significant other or when you rob a candy store full of babies.

$23.53
Plush_sloth

Three-Toed Plush Sloth

Not everyone can be all rich like actress Kristen Bell and have their loving boyfriend get them a live sloth to play with on their birthday. Standup to Hollywood elites and their exotic pets and get this three-toed plush sloth. It's almost like the real thing since it isn't alive and real sloths are SUPER slow at moving.

$40.49
Furby_black

Furby in black

If you grew up in the 90s then you will appreciate the living and loving existence of Furbies! Furbies are almost like having a pet, only they cannot love you unconditionally because they are not alive. So, recreate that feeling for your teen as well. If they want a puppy, give them a Furby.

$72.39
Mobi_skully

Mobi Skully Micro Portable Speakers

If you are looking for a mini speaker that is a bit more edgy, than go for the "Mobi Skully Headphonies Designer Micro Portable Speakers." There are so many words in that name that we aren't even sure what it's supposed to mean. But it looks awesome because it's like a cute skeleton of a little person.

$16.64
Imixid_audiobot

Imixid Audiobot

The Imixid Audiobot is the perfect mini speaker for your office cubical when you want to listen to some sensual beats from your iPod. It's cute and cuddly -- oh wait -- it's plastic. That's ok, it comes with a beanie that you can graze with your fingers.

$19.99
Skeleton_tights

Skeleton Tights

Help your teen hide their boney, protruding knees with these black tights, which feature skulls at the kneecaps.

$10.95
Moleskine_journal

Plain Moleskine notebook

This plain crafting notebook is perfect for journaling feelings

$8.06
Chalk_pastels

24 soft chalk pastels

Colorful collection of soft pastels, great for illustrations and design

$7.00