Edgy Gifts
for your discontent child.
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Chocolate Cigars

We can't all be like Hemingway and vacation in Cuba, actually it's pretty hard to do that anyway, but treat yourself and your friends to something semi-nice with these chocolate cigars.


Bullshit Button

Make sure every communication exchange is totally clear with this bullshit button. If someone comes up to you with a fictitious fact, ridiculous task or even an hyperbole of their night out, call them out and have fun in the process.


Slingshot Screaming Flying Monkey

Add a bit of disruption in the workplace with this slingshot screaming flying monkey. Not only can you unsuspectingly assault people from afar with this plush primate toy, but you can drive people over the edge with this its irate screaming.


Bacon Bandage

Make every boo boo more enjoyable with these bacon bandages. Not much more to say here, they're just bandages that look like bacon stripes.


Shakespeare "Insult" Playing Cards

See how smart your English Literature friends really are when you test their knowledge of Shakespeare insults with this deck of playing cards. Bonus! If you are a middle school teacher this might get your kids interested in classical literature, even if you're teaching them insults for tomfoolery.


Galileo Galilei Finger Puppet.

Force people to appreciate science and history at the same time with this Galileo Galilei finger puppet. It's also a magnet so you can stick it next to someone riding on the public bus and strike up an unexpected conservation about telescopes.


Electronic Pictionary Man Game

Do you like your friends? Enough to draw with them for hours? If not, get this Electronic Pictionary Man Game, it runs on batteries which means it has to be fun.


Decorate your own My Little Pony

Not all ponies have to sparkle. Make yours scary as a gremlin or slimy as a snail. We don't know how you would do this, but it's possible when you decorate your own My Little Pony. Destroy the concept of corporate beauty with markers!


Mountain Kittens T-shirt

Nothing says class like a picturesque portrait of a mountain of kittens stacked on top of each other, unless you wear that masterpiece boldly as a t-shirt.


Three Wolf Moon T-shirt

When you are a part of an anti-corporation demonstration against big oil companies you're going to wish you had this three wolf moon t-shirt. Show people you can be iconoclastic, but also uniquely fashionable with this trendy hipster staple.


Canned Unicorn Meat

Sometimes nice things have to die. That is why canned unicorn meat exists. Give it to your kids when they disappoint you.


Magical Unicorn Mask

Make every encounter with a stranger more memorable with this magical unicorn mask. It's the perfect get-a-way disguise for when you are trying to escape your irate significant other or when you rob a candy store full of babies.


Wine stash

Your teen shouldn't be drinking, but you should be. Make life more interesting with these wine mustaches.


Pink monster karaoke machine

Does your kid hate attention? Get them this portable karaoke machine so they can't be shy anywhere. The pink is an added bonus.


Invisible Deck of Cards

What does one do with an invisibe deck of cards. We don't personally know or understand the use of them, but one person on the Internet said it was the best magic trick ever.


Mustache Earrings

You don't need to be a man or a hairy Persian woman to don a mustache. With these mustache earrings you can wear handle bars all the time.


Cards Against Humanity Set

What game increases your chances of finding Princess Diana in your Chinese food? Cards Against Humanity of course. Throw away that traditional deck of cards and spice up your game night with inappropriate humor.


Angry Birds Fleece Wrap

The best way to show people you mean business when it comes to relaxation is by dressing up in a red Angry Birds fleece wrap. Or buy it for your kid and make them wear it so you don't have to turn up the heat.