Edgy Gifts
for your discontent child.
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Sock Monkey Jack in the Box

Relive the classic game of Jack in the Box without having a pale, horrifying clown pop out of it and freak you out.


Koala bear 4GB Flash drive

Store up to 4GB of random bits of information into this cuddly piece of plastic that is shaped to look like a inflated koala bear.


Decorate your own My Little Pony

Not all ponies have to sparkle. Make yours scary as a gremlin or slimy as a snail. We don't know how you would do this, but it's possible when you decorate your own My Little Pony. Destroy the concept of corporate beauty with markers!


Three-Toed Plush Sloth

Not everyone can be all rich like actress Kristen Bell and have their loving boyfriend get them a live sloth to play with on their birthday. Standup to Hollywood elites and their exotic pets and get this three-toed plush sloth. It's almost like the real thing since it isn't alive and real sloths are SUPER slow at moving.


Furby in black

If you grew up in the 90s then you will appreciate the living and loving existence of Furbies! Furbies are almost like having a pet, only they cannot love you unconditionally because they are not alive. So, recreate that feeling for your teen as well. If they want a puppy, give them a Furby.