Show off your inner criminal with this Walter White Heisenberg action figure. It doesn't really do anything except look like a total bad ass.
Make sure your stash of crystal -- jewels -- is safe in this Breaking Bad inspired Heisenberg stash box.
Clean up your air space with this hanging starfish succulent.
Start your morning off with this stealthy ninja mug.
You can be a cocktail shaking master with this dial-a-drink shaker. With 15 different recipes you'll always be interesting at your dinner parties.
Get in and out of your bookshelf with these portal bookends.
Everyone loves a deranged unicorn or horse mask, but chickens can also look totally crazed too. Spend a night striking avian fever with this mask.
Look flashy and maybe blind a person or two with this rainbow collection of of glittery eyeliner. It's perfect for clubbing, your cat or telling your single mom to get out on the town.
Spend a night, week or month with some film appreciation with this collection of Woody Allen movies. Nothing is more exciting than watching people say smart quirky things in small places unless it is in real life.
This elegant necklace is pretty enough to wear to out to a nice dinner or just stare at in the mirror.
We can't all be like Hemingway and vacation in Cuba, actually it's pretty hard to do that anyway, but treat yourself and your friends to something semi-nice with these chocolate cigars.
Relive the classic game of Jack in the Box without having a pale, horrifying clown pop out of it and freak you out.
Make sure every communication exchange is totally clear with this bullshit button. If someone comes up to you with a fictitious fact, ridiculous task or even an hyperbole of their night out, call them out and have fun in the process.
Add a bit of disruption in the workplace with this slingshot screaming flying monkey. Not only can you unsuspectingly assault people from afar with this plush primate toy, but you can drive people over the edge with this its irate screaming.
Celebrate the depression that is accompanied with being a poet in the Victorian era with this Edgar Allan Poe Vinyl, which is part of the Vinyl Writer's Series.
Make every boo boo more enjoyable with these bacon bandages. Not much more to say here, they're just bandages that look like bacon stripes.
See how smart your English Literature friends really are when you test their knowledge of Shakespeare insults with this deck of playing cards. Bonus! If you are a middle school teacher this might get your kids interested in classical literature, even if you're teaching them insults for tomfoolery.
Force people to appreciate science and history at the same time with this Galileo Galilei finger puppet. It's also a magnet so you can stick it next to someone riding on the public bus and strike up an unexpected conservation about telescopes.
Good news everyone! You can now solve long, convoluted math problems with this Futurama's Professor Farnsworth action figure by your side and you can even nerd-gasm over his thick spectacles.